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Read online The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4).pdf PDF, EPUB, MOBI, TXT, DOC The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4) Dear Reader .

I hope for your sake that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience If this is the case I advise you to put this book down instantaneously because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log .

The pages of this book I m sorry to inform you contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine a bad casserole a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be a hypnotist a terrible accident resulting in injury and coupons .

I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children but you haven t so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming please feel free to make another selection .

With all due respect .

Lemony Snicket by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist

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The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
Title:The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #4)
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Number of Pages:194
Category:Fiction, Young adult, Childrens, Fantasy
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Dear Reader br br If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans then before you read even one more sentence you should know this Violet Klaus and Sunny are kindhearted and quick witted but their lives I am sorry to say are filled with bad luck and misery All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched and this one may be the worst of them all If you haven t got the stomach for a story that includes a hurricane a signalling device hungry leeches cold cucumber soup a horrible villain and a doll named Pretty Penny then this book will probably fill you with despair I will continue to record these tragic tales for that is what I do You however should decide for yourself whether you can possibly endure this miserable story br br With all due respect br br Lemony Snicket, Dear Reader br br I m sorry to say that the book you are holding in your hands is extremely unpleasant It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe From the very first page of this book when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels One might say they are magnets for misfortune br br In this short book alone the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain itchy clothing a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortune and cold porridge for breakfast br br It is my sad duty to write down these unpleasant tales but there is nothing stopping you from putting this book down at once and reading something happy if you prefer that sort of thing br br With all due respect br i Lemony Snicket i, p i Dear Reader i p Like handshakes house pets or raw carrots many things are preferable when not slippery Unfortunately in this miserable volume I am afraid that Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up and down a range of strange and distressing mountains p In order to spare you any further repulsion it would be best not to mention any of the unpleasant details of this story particularly a secret message a toboggan a deceitful map a swarm of snow gnats a scheming villain a troupe of organized youngsters a covered casserole dish and a surprising survivor of a terrible fire p p Unfortunately I have dedicated my life to researching and recording the sad tale of the Baudelaire orphans There is no reason for you to dedicate your self to such things and you might instead dedicate yourself to letting this slippery book slip from your hands into a nearby trash receptacle or deep pit p p i With all due respect i p p Lemony Snicket p, Dear Reader br br I hope for your sake that you have not chosen to read this book because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience If this is the case I advise you to put this book down instantaneously because of all the books describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet Violet Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are sent to Paltryville to work in a lumber mill and they find disaster and misfortune lurking behind every log br br The pages of this book I m sorry to inform you contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine a bad casserole a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be a hypnotist a terrible accident resulting in injury and coupons br br I have promised to write down the entire history of these three poor children but you haven t so if you prefer stories that are more heartwarming please feel free to make another selection br br With all due respect br br Lemony Snicket